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Feb 14, 2007

Saipan's Sexiest Women

You guessed it right! It was only a matter of time before we came up with a list of Saipan's Sexiest Women. Here it goes, in no particular order:

  • Ramona Manglona
  • Rebecca Warfield
  • Lori Demaine
  • Tina Sablan
  • Gin Gridley
  • Agnes McGrath
  • Nahal Navidar
  • Laurie Peterka
  • Jessica Jordan
  • Myana Welch
  • Sophie Chin
  • Kimberlyn King
  • Dorothy Hill
  • Ashem Bray
  • Marie Igitol
  • Pi Wasana
  • Amanda Armstrong
  • Aimz Weiss
  • Anna Glushko
  • Elena
  • Power 99's Nola
  • Theo Wong
  • Malou Mendoza
  • Josephine Plinske

64 comments:

The Saipan Blogger said...

Theo Wong doesn't live here anymore. I guess you'd better replace her name with Morgan Rose.

Anonymous said...

where's shequita bennett?

mehndi marks said...

"Matt Gregory's girlfriend??" duh! so sexist! Can't you even attach a name to that poor girl before you drag her identity into this crap.

KTuten said...

point taken....

Cap Carl said...

Greeting from Bangalore. Please add Dr. Norma Ada & Dr. Janna Wilgus to the sexiest women list. Regads, Captain Carl - capcarl@blogspot.com-click Captain Carl's Adventures - Have a good evening.

Anonymous said...

I'd like to add on the list for your consideration:
*Brenda Schultz: Teacher of the year, soccer, triathlete, mother
*Patricia Coleman: Nutrition guru, soccer, mother
*Dr. Angie Mister: Helps you hear better, soccer mom & wife
*Kelley Marie Butcher: legal eagle, volley-baller, "Fruity Mom"
(Wow! Lot's of sexy mom's on Saipan)
*Roca Quitugua-Sablan: Nurse Practitioner, mother
*Kathy Yuknavage: MINA, CRM, Wing Beach babe
*Dr. Hallaby: Dentist, mother
*Where is Shequita Bennett?

Now THAT's a sexy list!

Etron said...

what about jacqueline hernandez? her photos speaks for itself. now that's really sexy!

Anonymous said...

yes put in jackie hernandez!

Anonymous said...

I think DFW's Laura Williams fit the bill as well.

The Saipan Blogger said...

The proper name for a hot mom is a MILF. Please use it.

Anonymous said...

an MILF

sara said...

What about my sister Susan Book. She is hot and sexy!!!!!

Anonymous said...

damn straight. I second that emotion

Anonymous said...

it's not sophie chEn it is sophie chin

Anonymous said...

Are you shitting me? Obviously you don't care about inner beauty, Gin Gridley? Give me a BREAK!

Anonymous said...

all women in saipan are the sexiest and most importantly, beautiful in the inside. what a way to unmotivate their spirituality.

Anonymous said...

there's so many you left out. you are just mentioning people who are in "your circle"... and yeah, sexy is a quality that can be perceived from intelligence, sense of humor, the way she carries herself and carries a conversation, wit, talent, charm and sensuality. thats why the club jama girls do not make the cut despite their obvious physical attributes. your list is just as superficial.

Anonymous said...

What about the hottest thing to hit Saipan... Morgan Rose? Now THAT'S hot!

Anonymous said...

the list is about "sexiest" women;
not about sex fiends.

Anonymous said...

Don't know about Ramona Manglona or Rebecca Warfield being sexy, but the way things are between them now, they'd put on one hell of a girl fight.

Anonymous said...

Nahal Navidar? Are you serious? What's so sexy about her? Her Vagina?

Anonymous said...

Jackie Sizemore!!

Anonymous said...

Jackie Sizemore!!

Anonymous said...

Jackie Sizemore!!

fabulousinvalidtc said...

My private parts are none of your fucking concern assface.

Anonymous said...

you forgot Marissa F. Guerrero, Marissa Muna and Carlene Reyes.......

Anonymous said...

KELLEY BUTCHER...by far the sexiest

gin not thin said...

"Are you shitting me? Obviously you don't care about inner beauty, Gin Gridley? Give me a BREAK!"

gin isn't even sexy on the outside! her nose looks like she's been sleeping on the bar too long.

maybe she looked good a decade ago, but that just makes her a flabby has been.

gin = not hot.

stop feeding her, fan said...

"you forgot Marissa F. Guerrero, Marissa Muna and Carlene Reyes......."

marissa muna would be okay if she stopped smoking ice and lost about 20 pounds

assface aficionado said...

"My private parts are none of your fucking concern assface."

...and that is indeed a shame

judge's judge said...

if Ramona Manglona is sexy, then so is my asshole while i am taking a nasty ass shit

sir trims-a-lot said...

"Amanda Armstrong"

maybe if she shaved her 70's bush

Anonymous said...

I fucked 6 of those fine ladies.

Anonymous said...

You all need to realize that this hottest girls shit is just a type of temporary happiness. You can have all the girls and all the money in the world but when you die and you are lowered into your deep and dark grave u will stumble upon a revelation, and that revelation is that you were no benefit to this present world except to yourself. My Chamorro and Carolinian Brothaz are dying a thousand miles away from home and all you worry about is how many girls you fucked. The day you are questioned in your grave by the two angels,you will know, you will know how hot the fires of "JAHANAM" are. Raise your children the righteous way, be kind to strangers,care for your elders,and help the poor!Thats living Life! Rethink your system of living because this life is only a test and Only The Faithful Survive.

Anonymous said...

...and what's wrong with laying a little dick along the way?

i say a little dick because that's all i got.

smackattack said...

to the person who wrote about marissa muna smoking this and that....NOW how would you know? maybe your one of those Jealous and Insecure person....grow up, think and look at yourself in the mirror before you criticize who is as gorgeous as you....sleep tight and think being happy and love beautiful people.

Anonymous said...

to the fucking hippy who wrote: "You all need to realize that this hottest girls shit is just a type of temporary happiness"

Temporary happiness? Shit...I love it when they give me that "oh--yea he fucked me good" smile.

At the end of my days, I'd look back in total happiness to those fine pieces of shaved pussies that I tapped.

Specially that special girl whom I explored under the booth at Godfather's while her boyfriend was playing pool. You know who you are :P

Temporary happiness...sheeeeyet.
If I'm going to Jahanam...you're going to Hutama.

Bitch.

Anonymous said...

Does Marissa Munas suck on the glass cock?

sir dix-a-lot said...

if by "glass" you mean "my," then yes.

smackattack said...

still JEALOUS?........what, cant catch your tongue?.....again, love beautiful people.

Anonymous said...

What about my gorgeous and lovely wife ??? Just kidding dear.

jealous and loving it said...

catch my tongue? i just catch some snatch while its owner sucks on the glass dick.

u suck it and i'll, well you get the point.

some advice? stop eating rice and stay off da ice!

smackattack said...

still jealous..........come on....keep on commenting cause you are making the beautiful people more beautiful. you are just so negative and insecure with yourself!

Anonymous said...

What? Does Becky Cruz no longer live on Saipan???

The Saipan Blogger アンジェロ・ビラゴメズ said...

You should update this list.

Ludwig Van Beethoven said...

TO THE YOUNG MAN WITH PRIORITY ISSUES AND A CLOSED MIND. READ THIS FRIENDLY response to: to the fucking hippy who wrote: "You all need to realize that this hottest girls shit is just a type of temporary happiness"

U are a typical horny, pre-historic minded disgrace to God's creation. brada thats all youre good for in this world, JUST Being PATHETIC. who knows who you really are, pedophile, if i knew, youre the type of individual i would have wet dreams about SLICING that throat and watching you squeel and bleed like the putrid and most foul swine that you are. In reality i would knock you flat on your ass faggot. And what!? you only stroke that slut when her boyfriend is jamming pool, man up boy! face her boyfriend if you got nuts to prove it. fucken caveman mentality, didnt they I.D. your ass before you got a drink? not for age verification but to prove that youre not a fucking dinosaur. If Youre a real man you know that only real men raise children and only real men support their spouses. Only real men keep their dicks in their pants. You sound like a fucking teenager brat. Shame on you if youre Chamorro, its kids like you that make my people look like sex crazed ALCOHOLICS! I am chamorro and i dont drink because i prefer a sober life over a dream world you are obviously living in. YOU KNOW THAT IN YOUR HEART. Oh wait, you dont have one, no wonder why you cant get a girlfriend. And put it in your little ass head that i aint no fucken hippie but id still whip that ass of yours muthafucka. And what "he fucked me good smile"? only a smile? She was smiling at how small your dick is.
My woman tells me I fucked her soooo good then gives me the smile. I doubt u know even an atom's weight about giving a woman so many orgasms that the fucken bed be turned to a fucken swimming pool. what you know bout pleasuring a woman young man. only half witted skanks will give u the time of day. stop watching that x-rated shit and stop masturbating to this blog you fucken internet fiend. check yourself biaaaatch cause i think your momma wants you to massage her tonight...Faggot. please spare us your lies, this blog is for honest Saipan folk.

oh really? said...

i'm not the pool table guy but i'd do his mama...again!

as for your rather lengthy story, let me offer a rather lengthy comeback:

it's too bad you don't drink man because i keep buying your girlfriend drinks and she loves it.

after a few she starts to talk about how your "little taga" isn't quite as large or as hard as my "latte stone" when i enter her kalaberra cave.

i used quotation marks because those were her terms, not mine. i thought we should be polite. that's why we made a promise not to have sex while she's talking to you on the phone anymore.

i thought it was only respectful since you were filling your "pool" with tears. don't worry brat, it happens to all the guys.

well, that's not true. it doesn't happen to me. i just keep feeling her "tiny tapochaos" while you're at home clutching your "old man by the sea."

my tataga is so strong that after the bar the other night i held her over banzai cliff without using my hands.

i liked it too, but clearly not as much as she did. she came so much that the ocean raised a few inches.

it was only a few inches so you can measure the change with your worthless flap of skin that helps you pee.

i'm sorry brah, but i had to laugh when she said your "rooster" was so small that you often piss on your balls.

i'd buy you a miller lite to make up for it but you said that you can't drink it.

it's okay, it would make you have to piss anyway...i just laughed again, sorry.

go shoot pool. i'll even pay for the table while she racks my cue under ours.

Sebastian Bach said...

(applause)wow!!! ladies and gentlemen he can actually type a paragraph. damn latte stone boy. we have never met yet you post this beautiful poem emphasizing my girlfriend's sexual adventures with the tataga man. like you even know us. carry on with your Barney mentality pussy ass faggot. you cant even tell one single truthful thing on this blog and your comparisons that you compliment with your penis are wack brother. damn youre trying too hard bitch your fucken eyes are popping out your head already. enroll yourself at n.m.c. and take an english course tataga man expand your prehistoric mind. you have to make them women you roll with drunk so they dont notice your ugly face huh? sad. shit bro if ya want we can expose ourselves right now or whenever your mom gives you permission. we can meet somewhere and go heads up muthafucka, toe to toe, handle this like men. your fucken heart will beat so hard as i break your ugly face bitch. try me.

LUDWIG'S LADY said...

LOL. Sorry honey but I'm one of the girls you FANTASIZED about banging in replacement for one of those uglyass drunk hos you bring home from the bars. As for me, I'm a girl with class who found herself a REAL man. A real man who knows how to take care of his lady and has been blessed with a nice big dick as an added bonus. Because trust me,speaking as a women, I know that no beautiful intelligent girl would fall for man who talks and treats women like they are just a shaved pussy, as you so eloquently put it. I think YOU are the PUSSY my friend, because you know that if you expose yourself for who you really are you will instantly become the laughingstock of Saipan and every women you have ever encountered, and your "play" will dwindle to nothing when women see you as the neanderthal that you really are. I doubt that you really are getting that much play anyway, because real men with big dicks don't walk around bragging about it. So yeah, continue fucking as many girls as you want while deep in your heart you know that in the end, how many pussys you ejaculated in doesn't matter. On your deathbed you'll be wishing you had someone to hold your hand. As for me and my man, we won't have such worries. Enjoy the rest of your sad pathetic existence motherfucker.

you and your man are classy said...

"On your deathbed you'll be wishing you had someone to hold your hand. "

yes, but i want her other hand on my dick. actually, i think she'll need the rest of her family there to help her hold it. it's about the same size as your boyfriend's foot (which explains why he can put the whole thing in his mouth).

You and your comebacks are lame said...

k.

mother is only half a word said...

"Enjoy the rest of your sad pathetic existence motherfucker."

tis true, i have bedded a few mothers in my time. none as fine as yours, for she had the sweetest eggs of them all.

i flipped her "over easy" and added my special "fill-her-deni" to make the meal complete.

i was surprised how saggy her susus were and i wondered why they looked like a pair of empty brown socks with dark spots at the bottom.

why is that?

maybe it's because i sucked out all of the milk. it was chocolate, but not as sweet as your sister's.

she's perky!

You wish you knew me said...

Congratulations on being the most predictable person I've ever met in my life. You continually insult me and my boyfriend based on fabrications and lame stories. You have stooped to the absolute lowest level a person can stoop by insulting my "mother", just so you can prove what a big dick you have.

Your comebacks and wordplays are weak and not even insulting because they have no truth. Here's a little lesson in writing for you my friend: What makes a joke funny is it's utter basis in reality. Your jokes have no basis in reality and so are therefore totally sad and lame.

Also, I'm not Chomorro, so your "susu" comparisons don't really apply to me.

But you should know that right?

I thought you said you fucked me over Bonzai Cliff?

here end of the lesson said...

If you're going to dole out writing lessons, perhaps you should know a little bit about punctuation.

"What makes a joke funny is it's utter basis in reality."

In this case, "it's" is a shortened form of "it is." You mistakenly thought that an apostrophe in this instance denotes possession when in fact it does not.

Also, "Chomorro" is spelled "Chamorro" or "Chamorru," but the latter is mainly used among Guamanians.

And you spelled Banzai wrong said...

"I thought you said you fucked me over Bonzai Cliff?"

Is it still fucking if it's in the ass?

Anonymous said...

Marissa Guerrero, whatever.. Skinny ass bitch with a loud mouth.

Carlene Reyes-Tenorio, like mother like daughter...NOW THIS IS THE BITCH IN SAIPAN. She will make it on the #1 list. Beware, she also can not be trusted as a friend.

Tania said...

I vote every woman on Saipan. We're all sexy in a beautiful way...

Anonymous said...

I second to VOTE to that....Tania. We were all created beautifully and there should be no competition to that.

Anonymous said...

Isn't this poll just for fun? Come on, are personal attacks necessary? I enjoyed reading most of the comments that is ... until a couple decided to air their issues online...I mean really, take it somewhere else - like couples therapy.

playing nice said...

yep, but some women are just a few pounds more beautiful than others. and by more beautiful i mean fatter.

but there are also a lot of ugly ass bitches out there. no helping those chickies.

and you've got to hate the bisexual cheating filipina wives club. those trashy ass hookahs are the lowest of the low.

can't believe that their hubbies on the boats don't know what's going on while they're at sea.

Anonymous said...

seriously! you need to update or remove this site.

Anonymous said...

There is alot of big talk and small penis insecurity issues here.

Anonymous said...

Wheres that taxi-cab Frances Dela Cruz? She goes with anyone she meets...

Anonymous said...

Sophie Chin is slut who sleep with any men who ask. She have affair with my friend husband who Korean and very rich hoping he break off for her. Not nice this hurt children.

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